Actual items taken from Facebook Group, Laramie Wyoming Buy and Sell Stuff. No rabbits or chickens were harmed in the making of this post.
Partial bag of chicken food. 4 chickens included you haul.
We got the chickens one Easter when li’l Jackie stole ‘em out of old man Franklin’s yard. We let ‘em run the house when they was little but they got big and didn’t wanna go outside. Jackie was thinkin’ they was them Leghorn chickens and would lay white eggs but one of ‘em’s a Araucana and its always dropping blue eggs and the other three’s them Olive Egger cross-breeded kind that make green ones. They’re mean and always peckin’ at the cat and we don’t find the eggs right away on account of they drop em’ behind the sofa or in the laundry room and we don’t know until they stank. Nobody’ll eat the colored eggs anyway, even though they look the same on the inside. The chickens hadn’t been too much mess ‘cuz dogs is coprophagous and Buckney’d just follow ‘em around and lick it up like whoop cream but then he got worms and we hadda put him out. One night we put the chickens back in Franklin’s yard but they just back here the next day and comin’ in through the tear in the screen door. We finally decided they gotta go somewhere far, even though they all got names.
175 PSI Air Storage Tank
R2 was always the spoiled one. Such a mama’s boy, always whining about having to anything. Hell, she changed his oil until he was, like, twelve, and I’m like, “Dude, seriously, it’s not that hard!” Used to wheel around naked as a trash can, no vocabulary, no social skills, and then he lands the big one, the gig, and all of a sudden he’s zippin’ around in his fancy blue suit and treatin’ the rest of us like shit. Everyone thinks he’s so damn cute, right, the brat, but the truth is he’s a rotten, selfish can of aluminum wire. I asked him for fifty bucks the other day and he’s all like, “No, you’re gonna spend it on synthetic oils and some rusted alley-can whore,” like I need his lectures or his newfound morality. Jerk didn’t even get me a role as an extra. I would have rocked the scene in Episode 3 where the droid is having his feet burned. Think Gielgud’s Hamlet.
Anyone have fifty bucks? I can fill up your tires for you. . .
Cloth Diapers $10 Used but great condition
If you’re interested in those, you might consider some other items I have for sale:
- Siftable cat litter. Cat only used it a few times.
- Half-eaten frozen rib-eye.
- Partial dentures. These weren’t mine originally but worked surprisingly well.
- Small bag of used dental floss. Rinsed well.
- Diaphragm. It didn’t work for me, but I may have put it in wrong.
- Hairbrush. Missing a few bristles. Don’t see any lice on it.
- ½ tube Preparation H™ with original applicator.
- Contact lens (1) for nearsighted person.
- Roll of cohesive bandages. Only worn for a week.
- ½ package of U by Kotex™ tampons. Barely used at end of cycle. Still look white.
Disney Dory Bowling Set
Are your children too quiet? Do you wish that there was more noise in your house? Try the Disney Dory Bowling Set! Who doesn’t appreciate the sound of a hard, plastic bowling ball on your wood or tile floor, crashing violently into pins while you relax in the bathtub? Or the pleasantly musical echo of a pin thumped against a younger sibling’s head? Comes complete with instructions and additional activities, such as juggling, the riotous “Don’t Hit the TV” game, and “Lawn Darts” (weighted, stainless steel attachable dart heads sold separately).
ISO Someone to come help clip bunny nails!
The change was subtle, like the moon from night to night in slow wax. They’re everywhere of course. Dogs chase them, cars avoid them. They blend into the colors of the landscape, and you can often miss them except for their cotton colored tails bouncing down the alley like marshmallows. But then we saw signs: claw-marks on the fence, too small for a bear. At night, queer sounds cut through the cold air, guttural and malevolent. There were rumors: a husk of hares stalking a fawn; two rabbits at dusk, walking slowly down an alley, their claws long and bloodied. Maybe they’re not harmless little bunnies.
We begin in the morning, with nets and snares and Safari™Professional Nail Trimmers. Cutting their nails is the first step to ending this nightmare. The moon is fat and high. I’ll lock my doors as soon as Suzanne comes back from walking the dog. They’ve been gone a very long time. . .